3 definitions by Hellbert jesushater
Person 1: I love boobs, thst is my fetish.
Person 2: I love that too Person one.
Furfag: I love nine year old male cubs enslaved in my fantasy dungon suffering while i raped them in the bungyhole with them drinking my urine and me howling at the basement lighting.
Person 2: .........
Person 1: Want to burn that bastard on a stake?
Person 2: Sure, Lets kill the disgusting pedophile.
Furfag: Wait, what no, i won't really do that NONONONONONO
Person 2: I love that too Person one.
Furfag: I love nine year old male cubs enslaved in my fantasy dungon suffering while i raped them in the bungyhole with them drinking my urine and me howling at the basement lighting.
Person 2: .........
Person 1: Want to burn that bastard on a stake?
Person 2: Sure, Lets kill the disgusting pedophile.
Furfag: Wait, what no, i won't really do that NONONONONONO
by Hellbert jesushater May 14, 2019
My Dadda always spanks me silly
My Dadda always puts his "peepee" in my mouth when i obey him
Please Dadda, fuck me hard in my bunghole
Thanks Dadda
My Dadda always puts his "peepee" in my mouth when i obey him
Please Dadda, fuck me hard in my bunghole
Thanks Dadda
by Hellbert jesushater November 15, 2019
A place holy for several different religion like Christianity and its relatives Muhammudanism and Judaism to beat themselves up while saying that God is on their side while God in reality just grabs his chair and popcorn and to see who will win. Pretty much a Clusterfuck.
Meanwhile in the holy land...
Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!
God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!
God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
by Hellbert jesushater May 3, 2019