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2 definitions by Hectorcaliente

 
1.
An unknown or mystery person who leaves shit streaks, floaters, or clogged toilets. Dookie Bandits usually has a favorite toilet spot to conduct his/her business. Dookie Bandits make the janitor's job that much more degrading.
The Dookie Bandit left his mark on the toilet bowl again.
by Hectorcaliente October 05, 2011
 
2.
When someone blows up the bathroom in flatulence and/or faeces.
Someone left an Assplotion all over the toilet bowl.
by Hectorcaliente October 05, 2011