34 definitions by Hectic Mooslie

When a dude with shit in his Butt crack and a history of violence against women starts getting the shits with you for minding your own business and studying and being nice to chicks
Bro that dude is doing dangleberry deeds again around me but his poop and his farts make me wanna hurl haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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That vag is the best place to spend your time mate go inside there , that’s not gonna hurt anyone.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job
That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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When a person with nothing gets robbed by a rich person
I didn’t mean to do flatus but the guy was trynna buy my Rolex with a used condom
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched
Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work
Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen
by Hectic Mooslie October 9, 2023
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When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work
Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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