Hectic Mooslie's definitions

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Windy pops

Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out

Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

To do flatus

When a person with nothing gets robbed by a rich person

I didn’t mean to do flatus but the guy was trynna buy my Rolex with a used condom

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

To do it

When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah

I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Dog

Like Ted but without a voice an adult toy source of entertainment

That dog needs a butler to remove dangle berry’s not a body guard brah

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Pegged

When a pitcher throws a baseball he’s pitching it , but when anyone else throws some item that isn’t usually thrown as hard as it can be thrown at someone , they are pegging it at them there is no pitch or pitcher.

Fuck they pegged those immigrants at the Uber company pretty hard ay, literally walked off the cargo ship into a brand new Camry , and told to help the country identify ppl smugglers haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Meffas

Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops

I wanna be hellfy , has anyone got any poo n spew meffas for dis party?

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020