Hectic Mooslie's definitions
When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Tradie spotsmug. When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah
I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the To do itmug. by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Dogmug. When a pitcher throws a baseball he’s pitching it , but when anyone else throws some item that isn’t usually thrown as hard as it can be thrown at someone , they are pegging it at them there is no pitch or pitcher.
Fuck they pegged those immigrants at the Uber company pretty hard ay, literally walked off the cargo ship into a brand new Camry , and told to help the country identify ppl smugglers haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Peggedmug. Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Meffasmug. Something that someone gets when they accuse other people of talking too much and wasting time when the only reason is their existence around them in the first place , so literally forcing an excuse to give someone a gobby is the fastest way to get one given to you instead especially when it’s because you are just doing it because the person has a lot of sex and isn’t a gronk but you need them to be to feel good about your decision to exclude them from your entitled lifestyle. But you know deep down it’s right for them to be there , and if you find that out , you find out that your actually too much of a gronk and your actually cursed like a black slave using voodoo in the 20’s and that’s too hard to accept because it’s too late your already a husband and a dad wtf will happen if they find out your a fuckwit?
That gobby showed up with ten grand and interrupted my threesome I was having just because he was born with a hair lip and a disabled persons strength and somehow convinced a nice girl to have his kids and marry him , I think he told his wife the gobby can’t handle threesomes and was about to prove him wrong so he had to interrupt incase his wife divorced him for brainwashing her and making her have his kids based on a bunch of fucked up lies he told her haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Gobbymug. that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Arsonistmug.