Definitions by Hectic Mooslie
Fuckwit
Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
Fuckwit by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Spiffy tradiegasms
When ya devote ur time and money to someone and they don’t let ya talk to your chick friends then they leave when your in hospital with a smashed arse because it’s an awkward injury , then ya talk to them like any chick friend ya used to have cos ya got none left after her and no money to talk to anyone else but she acts like you didn’t earn the privilege after ya got a smashed arse because of her telling ya she likes it when her boyfriend has a smashed arse
Those spiffy tradiegasms smashed that dudes arse then called him a gay weirdo and fired him but he was just a customer who needed a roof leak fixed and they fired him but he paid them so he is actually right.
Spiffy tradiegasms by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Tradie spots
When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
Tradie spots by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Whoop sharting
When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king
Whoop sharting by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
System pop
System pop by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
System pop
System pop by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Arsonist
that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!
Arsonist by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023