Hectic Mooslie's definitions

Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king

Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Career sodomy

When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job

That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Arsonist

A person who makes you angry because they have a nicer behind than yours

that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Hacked sack

A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.

Fuck I slipped on that hacked sack in the storeroom cos it had no balls Innit

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Sodomy psychiatry

When someone doesn’t wanna admit he wants to have sex with your ass , usually it is a fuxking uneducated moron , but decides to make it rule anyway that allows him to change your appearance based on his jail psychology diagnosis which is usually in favour of other uneducated Fuck wit moron hurricanes that fuck everything you build then disappear like a fart outside yeh a big annoying fart

Bro anyone that fucks chicks , and doesn’t just use them to have your gay kids for you , is asking for sodomy psychiatry and that’s after you thought they got an std but they didn’t , now your excuse is different but the end result will be the same exactly what you need to happen and nothing your biggest threat needs to happen.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Fuckwit

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already

That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Meffas

Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops

I wanna be hellfy , has anyone got any poo n spew meffas for dis party?

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020