Hectic Mooslie's definitions
When your sergeant salutes you with an erection because he just found out equality is better for morale than sexual harrassment
Bro did any dudes get that pc memo cos he was serious about delivering it to all the female recruits , I know it’s an innocent attempt at following community guidelines but how does it prepare us for battle ?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Pc memomug. When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia
Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Godmug. When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Ring stingermug. Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Meffasmug. When a pitcher throws a baseball he’s pitching it , but when anyone else throws some item that isn’t usually thrown as hard as it can be thrown at someone , they are pegging it at them there is no pitch or pitcher.
Fuck they pegged those immigrants at the Uber company pretty hard ay, literally walked off the cargo ship into a brand new Camry , and told to help the country identify ppl smugglers haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Peggedmug. by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Dogmug. When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah
I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the To do itmug.