Hectic Mooslie's definitions

Windy pops

Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out

Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

To do flatus

When a person with nothing gets robbed by a rich person

I didn’t mean to do flatus but the guy was trynna buy my Rolex with a used condom

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Pc memo

When your sergeant salutes you with an erection because he just found out equality is better for morale than sexual harrassment

Bro did any dudes get that pc memo cos he was serious about delivering it to all the female recruits , I know it’s an innocent attempt at following community guidelines but how does it prepare us for battle ?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Ring stinger

When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies

Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Spiffy tradiegasms

When ya devote ur time and money to someone and they don’t let ya talk to your chick friends then they leave when your in hospital with a smashed arse because it’s an awkward injury , then ya talk to them like any chick friend ya used to have cos ya got none left after her and no money to talk to anyone else but she acts like you didn’t earn the privilege after ya got a smashed arse because of her telling ya she likes it when her boyfriend has a smashed arse

Those spiffy tradiegasms smashed that dudes arse then called him a gay weirdo and fired him but he was just a customer who needed a roof leak fixed and they fired him but he paid them so he is actually right.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Fuckwit

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already

That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023