Hectic Mooslie's definitions

Vag

A hobby shop

That vag is the best place to spend your time mate go inside there , that’s not gonna hurt anyone.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia

Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Fuckwit

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already

That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

System pop

When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work

Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Pegged

When a pitcher throws a baseball he’s pitching it , but when anyone else throws some item that isn’t usually thrown as hard as it can be thrown at someone , they are pegging it at them there is no pitch or pitcher.

Fuck they pegged those immigrants at the Uber company pretty hard ay, literally walked off the cargo ship into a brand new Camry , and told to help the country identify ppl smugglers haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Meffas

Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops

I wanna be hellfy , has anyone got any poo n spew meffas for dis party?

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

To do it

When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah

I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023