When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king
by Hectic Mooslie October 09, 2023
When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.
Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
A person who has a big problem with everything a good person does that isn’t meaning to but is undoing all the work the psychopath has done to pass his unmentionable and despicable behaviour onto a unsuspecting well mannered and caring person.
That psychopath did something horrible , then he found out they were gonna sodomise whoever did it and make gay porn out of the video , so he started associating himself with ppl who earn an honest living from attending university. It looked silly because he wasn’t ever scared to threaten anyone until his scapegoat kept accidentally acting the opposite to what he had told people was his honest opinion of them was. Based on knowing them well enough to advise them.
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out
by Hectic Mooslie December 13, 2020
A dude or a chick that can’t handle watching other ppl succeed at doing something they are good at because they have a unusually low testosterone situation , or have only had one partner which they married incase they never got another chance , which causes them to cause alot of drama about the persons activity because they get when winners are sad and pissed off haha
That fuckwit just ripped me off when I bought festival tickets , now I can’t go and bust a move , or bust a nut without causing a fucking scene
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
by Hectic Mooslie October 09, 2023