Hectic Mooslie's definitions
When a pitcher throws a baseball he’s pitching it , but when anyone else throws some item that isn’t usually thrown as hard as it can be thrown at someone , they are pegging it at them there is no pitch or pitcher.
Fuck they pegged those immigrants at the Uber company pretty hard ay, literally walked off the cargo ship into a brand new Camry , and told to help the country identify ppl smugglers haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Pegged mug.A dude or a chick that can’t handle watching other ppl succeed at doing something they are good at because they have a unusually low testosterone situation , or have only had one partner which they married incase they never got another chance , which causes them to cause alot of drama about the persons activity because they get when winners are sad and pissed off haha
That fuckwit just ripped me off when I bought festival tickets , now I can’t go and bust a move , or bust a nut without causing a fucking scene
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Fuckwit mug.Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha
Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Super fuckwit mug.A person who has a big problem with everything a good person does that isn’t meaning to but is undoing all the work the psychopath has done to pass his unmentionable and despicable behaviour onto a unsuspecting well mannered and caring person.
That psychopath did something horrible , then he found out they were gonna sodomise whoever did it and make gay porn out of the video , so he started associating himself with ppl who earn an honest living from attending university. It looked silly because he wasn’t ever scared to threaten anyone until his scapegoat kept accidentally acting the opposite to what he had told people was his honest opinion of them was. Based on knowing them well enough to advise them.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Psychopath mug.When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting
Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Redundies package mug.Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Turd burgular mug.A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Hacked sack mug.