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When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Tradie spots mug.When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Ring stinger mug.When ya devote ur time and money to someone and they don’t let ya talk to your chick friends then they leave when your in hospital with a smashed arse because it’s an awkward injury , then ya talk to them like any chick friend ya used to have cos ya got none left after her and no money to talk to anyone else but she acts like you didn’t earn the privilege after ya got a smashed arse because of her telling ya she likes it when her boyfriend has a smashed arse
Those spiffy tradiegasms smashed that dudes arse then called him a gay weirdo and fired him but he was just a customer who needed a roof leak fixed and they fired him but he paid them so he is actually right.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Spiffy tradiegasms mug.A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Hacked sack mug.that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Arsonist mug.When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Whoop sharting mug.When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job
That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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