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A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Hacked sack mug.that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Arsonist mug.When someone doesn’t wanna admit he wants to have sex with your ass , usually it is a fuxking uneducated moron , but decides to make it rule anyway that allows him to change your appearance based on his jail psychology diagnosis which is usually in favour of other uneducated Fuck wit moron hurricanes that fuck everything you build then disappear like a fart outside yeh a big annoying fart
Bro anyone that fucks chicks , and doesn’t just use them to have your gay kids for you , is asking for sodomy psychiatry and that’s after you thought they got an std but they didn’t , now your excuse is different but the end result will be the same exactly what you need to happen and nothing your biggest threat needs to happen.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Sodomy psychiatry mug.When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Whoop sharting mug.When a pitcher throws a baseball he’s pitching it , but when anyone else throws some item that isn’t usually thrown as hard as it can be thrown at someone , they are pegging it at them there is no pitch or pitcher.
Fuck they pegged those immigrants at the Uber company pretty hard ay, literally walked off the cargo ship into a brand new Camry , and told to help the country identify ppl smugglers haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Pegged mug.Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Meffas mug.When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah
I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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