Hectic Mooslie's definitions

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Windy pops

Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out

Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king

Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Career sodomy

When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job

That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Hacked sack

A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.

Fuck I slipped on that hacked sack in the storeroom cos it had no balls Innit

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Arsonist

A person who makes you angry because they have a nicer behind than yours

that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

To do it

When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah

I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023