4 definitions by Heavy Metal Chad

Thrasher

A fan of heavy metal music, specifically thrash metal, crossover thrash and sometimes thrashcore and hardcore punk. The modern "dress code for thrashers often includes, long hair, flipped-bill hats (a style borrowed from early 80s hardcore punk, specifically Suicidal Tendencies), a "Kutte" or "Battle Jacket" (a denim jacket or vest covered with band patches), and sometimes ammunition belts. Modern thrashers are often characterized by their love of classic thrash metal bands like Slayer or Exodus, as well as modern thrash metal like Municipal Waste and Warbringer, as well as their carefree "party dude" ethic in addition to the stereotype that they are excessive drinkers and music elitists.

The thrashers gathered in large numbers at the venue to see Warbringer perform.

by Heavy Metal Chad January 1, 2021

Libertarian

Synonym for Pedophile.

"That guy isn't allowed within 5 miles of a school"
"Why not?"
"He's a libertarian"

"Oh god."

by Heavy Metal Chad February 16, 2021

Sabaton

A badass power metal band made up of and enjoyed by true chads.

If you don't lift to Sabaton you don't lift.

by Heavy Metal Chad October 6, 2019

Djent

A mediocre, boring subgenre of metal enjoyed by posers and Jared Dines's army of 14 year old fans. Djent fans will often make fun of actually talented metal bands for using 6 string guitars, which is often just to deflect from the fact that djent guitarists don't know how to play guitar and that the entire subgenre is just a contest to see who can make the most boring cover of Bleed by Meshuggah.

Person 1: *playing guitar*
Person 2: BRO BRO BRO DOES IT DJENT BRO DOES IT DJENT BRO BRO BRO DOES IT DJENT THO
Person 1: no because I know how to play guitar

by Heavy Metal Chad December 24, 2019