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Sybrea, a wonderful and loving friend. A little perverted and weird, but always cares for you. Always will give her wisdom when she can. Is FRICKING GORGEOUS!!! Even when she says she isn't. Very relaxed all the time a just a little clingy, but it pulls you in.
I know a sybrea and she is making me fall in love with her!
by Heaven's weirdo July 11, 2019
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Someone who knows how to be there when you need them, even if they don't know what you need. The embodiment of special. If sexiness and adorable had a love child you have Elisa. Elisa is someone who has been hurt so, so many times, but still lives. Someone who has been wronged and yet still chooses kindness. Doesn't have too many friends but loves the ones she has with every part of it. She cares which can come out as territorial and aggression but it's because she cares. Willing to give you another chance even if you don't deserve it. She's the muse and subject of at least 120 poems, 15 letters, and 2 songs. When you're with her she'll put the sunset amd stars to shame, when you're with her you forget about time and it's just you and her. She'll show you her Spotify if she likes or trust you. If you love an Elisa you WILL worry about her 24/7 because you know how absolutely precious and special she is. She's someone worth asking out 5 times and simping over for 13 months. She's worth waiting for, and more than worth fighting for. . She's the cross of a perpendicular line, stopping your loneliness for a lifetime. She'll be the most amazing mother, the best of wives, and the best of women. You'll become better because if it isn't her, you don't want it. She cries and it's because she doesn't know what else to do. Her weird adorable little laugh and giggle changes any rainy day into a core memory. Te amo mi conjita bonita. Por siempre esta esperando, mi querida
Do you know an Elisa?

No, should I?

BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE???
by Heaven's weirdo September 11, 2022
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(Negro-listic) Something stereotypically realistic for black people
John wants the be a pastor AND a basketball player... how very negrolistic
by Heaven's weirdo September 23, 2020
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