Heather's definitions

emo pussy

a boy who hides in dark corners crying and slitting his wrists, while listening to crappy emo music. wears tight jeans and band Ts(of his fav emo band). has 'emo hair'. usaully has 'emo glasses' or 'nerd glasses'. aka an emo boy.

see: faggot

emo pussy:*crys while listening to hawthorne heights*


Me:"look at that emo pussy crying in the corner. what a fucking faggot."

by Heather July 8, 2005

Jossed

to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.

by Heather April 23, 2004

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

girls' night out

A clutch of females, friends, who escape from their ordinary lives and go out and act like they don't have responsibilities or boyfriends. This excursion can also be girls night in, ie staying at one females house together as a group.

After this week i am looking foward to girls' night out with kate, laura and becca.

by heather August 19, 2003

Incubus

A wonderful band, with some of the most pondersome and meaningful lyrics ever written.
Lead singer- Brandon Boyd
Guitarist- Mike Einziger,Bassist Ben Kenney
Turntables -Dj Chris Kilmore
Drummer- Jose Pasillas.
Originally Alex "Dirk Lance" Katunich on bass, up until after Morning View. Dj Lyfe(Gavin Koppel)on turntables before being kicked out, and replaced with DJ Kilmore
Discography
Fungus Amongus
Enjoy Incubus
S.C.I.E.N.C.E
Make Yourself
Morning View
A Crow Left of the Murder

Man, Incubus makes me cream my pants with the sheer goodness of it!

by heather March 24, 2005

Dolphrera

A guy named Randolph

"Gaaah' loook is that a Dolphrera"

by heather February 9, 2005