Heather's definitions

sexolita

a really sexy spanish woman

I'd do that sexolita in a second

by heather May 10, 2003

Nole

1- also known as semenholes, criminoles and residents of TALLY-HO!

Q: what did the gator grad say to the nole grad?
A: it's spelled defendant you fucking moron!

by heather November 8, 2004

Jossed

to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.

by Heather April 23, 2004

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

snap

very cool, great idea, cool comment. You would snap your fingers and say "snap".

"snap, that was so funny"
Heather: "did you see that snowboarder just wipe out and take out the fat guy?"
Kristi: "snap, seriously funny"

by Heather February 26, 2005

IMRICKJAMESBITCH

1. Expression of Superiority
2. A phrase used after one's superiority has already been showed.
3.To show dominance or power over someone or something

person A: who do you think you are?
person B: im rick james bitch!

by heather August 11, 2004