Heather's definitions

DMC

Darryl McDaniels of Run DMC; Devastating Mic Control; D = Never dirty, M.C. = mostly clean.

My name is Darryl, you can call him D
You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC
People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"
D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean
--King of Rock



DMC stands for devastating mic control
You can't touch me with a ten foot pole
--Rock Box

by Heather April 12, 2005

Jossed

to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.

by Heather April 23, 2004

sexolita

a really sexy spanish woman

I'd do that sexolita in a second

by heather May 10, 2003

boy band

a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.

see:

n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck

by Heather April 22, 2005

Nole

1- also known as semenholes, criminoles and residents of TALLY-HO!

Q: what did the gator grad say to the nole grad?
A: it's spelled defendant you fucking moron!

by heather November 8, 2004

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005