3 definitions by Heagearsteal

Hypocauliflowerchondriac

A grappler who thinks they have bad cauliflower ear but they’re just imagining things.

Man Robbie is being such a sissy about his normal ear, the Dude is a total Hypocauliflowerchondriac.

by Heagearsteal April 3, 2021

A Grappler who thinks their ears are exhibiting the signs of Cauliflower Ear when in fact their ears are fine and nothing to worry about.

You see how little fluid came out of Robby’s normal ear? He’s such an ear bitch!

by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021

A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.

Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.

by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021