2 definitions by Hdisowjfb

Adobae

Anything and everything sweet, loving, kind, and an all around better addition to our world. If you have an adobae in your life never let them go, because their hard to find.

Kim: Hey Adobae
Sydney: Hey Adobae
Kim: What’s wrong
Sydney: Nothing, Mr.W’s just being really annoying

Kim: Omg that’s so not adobae

by Hdisowjfb November 9, 2018

Typical White Boy

Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.

Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?

Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike

Jessica: huh, typical white boy

by Hdisowjfb August 4, 2019