2 definitions by Haywood Jablowmi

hotdog party

Like a sausage fest, what you get when you initially expect an event to have a reasonable number of women, but to your horror discover consists mostly (or entirely) of guys. This is a terminal condition because unless a large group of girls shows up (or one happens to be an attention whore, see: youniverse), no single woman will risk being the first bun to walk in the room.

Man, the party sucked; the girls left right after we got there and then it was just a hotdog party. When everyone started looking around we issued a nonpology and left--we were not at all interested in witnessing a circle jerk.

by Haywood Jablowmi June 11, 2007

hot breathin

When someone standing next to you breathes heavily in your direction.

"We were watching that fight video and tony was standing over my shoulder hot breathin me"

by Haywood Jablowmi November 30, 2016