1 definition by HavinABadDay
That girl you glance at when she's not looking. She's beautiful, interesting, hilarious, and will actually talk to you, even though you're a loser. She kinda has a dirty mind, but that's something you're into. But she'll destroy your heart, beat it into tiny pieces, crush it into dust, mix it with kool-aid, feed it to her dog and let it relieve itself on your lawn. She'll go out with a complete jerk and make you watch on the sidelines. But she's too nice to hurt you on purpose. But she doesn't care enough to care if you're hurt because of her.
Unfortunate dude: So I'm going out with Ivonne this weekend!
Guy who knows: HAHAHA, you are so gonna regret it, LAWL.
Guy who knows: HAHAHA, you are so gonna regret it, LAWL.
by HavinABadDay October 19, 2011