C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)
My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.
Jill worked on Jack's joy chisel like a pro.
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