1 definition by Hartles-Blounter (Craig Ross)
a name with chinese / turkish heritage; a Hartles can be seen as a vast encyclopedia of completely irrelevent and useless "facts" that will often be provided in times of mass confusion.
"A Hartles would have been more useful than that bloody lecturer!"
Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"
Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"
Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"
Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"
Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."
Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."
(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)
"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"
"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"
Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"
Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"
Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"
Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"
Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."
Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."
(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)
"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"
"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"
by Hartles-Blounter (Craig Ross) March 25, 2010