Hartles 

a name with chinese / turkish heritage; a Hartles can be seen as a vast encyclopedia of completely irrelevent and useless "facts" that will often be provided in times of mass confusion.

"A Hartles would have been more useful than that bloody lecturer!"

Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"

Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"

Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"

Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"

Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."

Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."

(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)

"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"

"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"

Hartles by Hartles-Blounter (Craig Ross) March 25, 2010

Harlesden 

1. An area in North West London (NW10 to be exact) in England. Infamous for being a ghetto/gangster area and a fun place to rave. Harlesden is also known to be a Jamaican neighbourhood and is dominated with many of them.

2. Harlesden has also attracted the media and has been the center of two television documentaries. "Heart of Harlesden" and "My Shakespeare".

3. Harlesden is surrounded by Stonebridge, Willesden and is close to Wembley, Kensal Rise. Stonebridge is very similar to Harlesden and both are very much linked to each other.

Buses that go to Harlesden:
18, 266, 260, 297, PR2

Tube lines that go to Harlesden/Willesden Junction Station:
Bakerloo Line, National Rail

"Blad, what endz you reppin?"
"HARLESDEN innit."
"Shit, don't lie. Ghetto endz."

Harlesden by DMD101 October 23, 2005

Heartless Felons 

a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other

damn that group of 5 heartless felons attacked a 60 year man in a wheel chair.

Heartless Felons by lopi216 August 9, 2021

Hartlee 

Hartlee, a young Torontonian is famous for her claim to inventing the phrase " nomg"

this phrase, which most would be embarrassed to use, let alone make up, makes Hartlee a unique breed of crazy.

she is known for using the phrases " for real, amazing" and of coarse "nomg"

Q: who uses the phrase nomg?
A: hartlee

Hartlee by headfloat November 30, 2009

harless 

Fuckin rad

Harless people are fuckin rad

harless by Ayeeeesun62 December 20, 2016

heartless 

Somone who has never loved before, and has tryed so many times to do so. They eventually realize love is a wasted emotion.

I am heartless...

heartless by The heartless wonder. February 20, 2010

heartless wench 

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore

Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!

heartless wench by A-Schroed October 3, 2005