2 definitions by HarryStyles'MatingCall
Dual
Income
No
Kids
1. A married couple in which both spouses are working full time jobs and neither of them have kids
2. Used to describe people of the same gender who act unmature or are just complete dumbasses. Can also refer to a friend of a friend who seems like a douchebag or acts like a 12 year old.
3. Someone who says YOLO or SWAG often, thinking they're cool but really sounding like shartbags
Income
No
Kids
1. A married couple in which both spouses are working full time jobs and neither of them have kids
2. Used to describe people of the same gender who act unmature or are just complete dumbasses. Can also refer to a friend of a friend who seems like a douchebag or acts like a 12 year old.
3. Someone who says YOLO or SWAG often, thinking they're cool but really sounding like shartbags
Girl: Did you see that random ass girl on urban dictionary trying to be funny?
Guy: Yeah, she's such a dink.
Guy: Are you coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, and I'm bringing my friend Dumbass McGee.
Guy: Your friend is such a dink
Guy: Yeah, she's such a dink.
Guy: Are you coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, and I'm bringing my friend Dumbass McGee.
Guy: Your friend is such a dink
by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015
1. A dumbass reply that douchebags use when they have nothing left to contribute to the conversation or when they have no good comeback in an argument. Usually used when a teenage male is burned to a crisp by a peer, an enemy, or even a friend. Also used by drunk frat boys at parties when they realize they have nothing left to live for. If you have no dignity or self worth, you probably say this.
Smart kid: ..well at least I don't look like a half-eaten peruvian pepper
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*
by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015