5 definitions by HarryAscholl

The weird part of Youtube

The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.

bob: So I was watching anime on YouTube and somehow found this girl wearing a skunk mask and ripping farts on a dude's face.
joe: oh shit, you were on the weird part of YouTube again.

by HarryAscholl October 6, 2015

park the beef bus in tuna town

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know

bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*

by HarryAscholl January 2, 2016

look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

by HarryAscholl January 16, 2015

consterpation

a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.

i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.

by HarryAscholl December 26, 2015

shower pudding

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

by HarryAscholl December 10, 2015