Harry flashman's definitions

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

aw shit

n. A military term for a reprimand or ass-chewing.

All it takes is one "aw shit" to wipe out a career of "atta boys".

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Arigato

Spanglish for "hairy cat"

Juan loved Juanita and her arigato.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

frottege

A combination of the words "frottage"( deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing one's clothed body up against another) and "protege" (collegue/co-worker). A frottege is a co-worker who is the office serial groper, particularly in narrow hallways, cubicle entrances and doorways.

Raul was unfairly referred to as a frottege; it was purely coincidential that whenever a woman was in a constricted office space he had to squeeze past her to attend to important corporate business.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

wienie wagger

A male exhibitionist, flasher.

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

inflatuation

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003