Harry Flashman's definitions

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.

Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

cowl

An insulting term for a large framed woman.

Marsha is such a cowl.

by Harry Flashman May 30, 2006

megaheinous

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

purtneer

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

bone

n. an undeserved, great wrong. v. to shaft, wrong or fuck over somebody undeservedly.

The Chief gave Dave the bone again, poor bastard.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

röhrfrosch

pipe frog, an obvious reference to genitalia size.

Herr Helmutt ist der rohrfrosch mit Gerschrivvledt Testikalen, ja?

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003