Harry Flashman's definitions

gnude

To recall prior knowledge of.

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

amuck

1. adv. (var. sp.) Frenzied and out of control. 2. n. An act of fornication by Buhwheet.

1. Percy forgot to take his thorazine and now he has run amok. 2. Yo, miatch...dum yhear an dimmy amuck.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003

baby hog

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

almoranha

Spanish slang for hemorrhoid, combining the words for "almond" and "piranha"

Deus mio..Ai-yi-i-i-i...los almoranha es grande caliente mi cuolo.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

weltanschlong

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//

Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003