317 definitions by Harry Flashman

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An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.
Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.
I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.
Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.
Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
Goodbye.
Erhalten Sie ein Leben, beschmutzte Unterwasche; auf wiedersehen.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
n. Characterized by having phallitosis.
Rob has the worst case of peckerbreath I have ever encountered.
by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
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