Harry Flashman's definitions

munio, ergo sum

The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.

I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.

by harry flashman July 31, 2003

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003

aquestion

Having to do with horses, equestrian.

Althea asked directions to the aquestion center where she hoped to rent and ride a horse, but nobody seemed to know what she was talking about.

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

buggering

An entomological outing.

I've invited some of my colleagues to go buggering this weekend, who you like to go too?

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.

Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Jesuits

God's personal Marine Corps.

Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

baby hog

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

by harry flashman October 11, 2003