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A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.

Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles
Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”
by Hardassstyle August 26, 2020
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When an engineer doesn’t know how calculate mass or read a tape measure and they think that industrial equipment can be relocated some what like a couch.
Nick asked Erik to skooch a piece of machinery. “ Can’t you just skooch that 2 feet?” Erik replied “ I put it right where you told me to put it. It weighs 13,000 lbs!! It’s not a couch”
by Hardassstyle April 22, 2022
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