Definitions by Hanwhoop

Wazzcocked 

to be intoxicated or inebriated due to excessive drink or drugs, to be wasted, pissed, hammered, bolloxed, twatted

UK slang

I was totally wazzcocked last night

Sorry mum I'm a bit wazzcocked...

Let's go on the wazzcock this weekend.

He/she is a real wazzcocker!

Wazzcocked by Hanwhoop January 1, 2009