21 definitions by Hankscolts

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 22, 2022

Quiet retiring

Quiet retiring is the same as quiet quitting except the individual is working towards retirement and they are tired of putting in all the extra work and getting nothing more or earning anything more. This fall for someone that’s within 1 to 5 years of retirement from there career and even possibly 10 years depending on their job and or age.

Person one: I’ve noticed Paul has been slowing now and just getting by with the workload.

Person two: Yeah, he’s quiet retiring now. He’s just a few years away from the gold watch.

by Hankscolts August 19, 2022

Poo tang

Poo tang simply put is another slang name for pussy such as meat pocket, clam, stink box, or slit.

I’m look to get some poo tang at this whore house tonight!!!

by Hankscolts January 21, 2020

Shit shucker

Shit shucker someone who throws shit either phyiscal or verbally.

Person 1- Don't be a shit shucker with your B.S.!

by Hankscolts June 7, 2011

The man, the myth, the living legend!

The term, "The man, the myth, the living legend!" is used in response when you see someone you haven't seen in a long time.

There goes Ted "The man, the myth, the living legend!".

by Hankscolts June 25, 2011

Four finger fucking

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.

Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.

by Hankscolts May 28, 2011