Hand Hanzo's definitions

Xenaholic

Somebody who is completely addicted to Xena: Warrior Princess. There are different ranges of Xenaholics. Anybody who watches a couple episodes of Xena a day on DVD would be a mild Xenaholic. However, people who own all 6 seasons on DVD, spend the majority of their time watching and/or worshipping Xena, have Xena posters on their walls, walk around quoting Xena, and even comparing themselves to either Xena or Gabrielle, would be considered heavy Xenaholics. Some Xenaholics may also have interest in Hercules, and probably have a few seasons of that on DVD as well.

My mom and I are both proud Xenaholics. We watch it every day.

by Hand Hanzo March 23, 2005

scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

Emulator

A wonderful device that lets you play the video games you grew up with. Examples include ZSNES (best SNES emulator ever), GENS (Best Genesis emulator ever), and Mekaw (Best Game Gear/SMS emulator ever). The game images (ROMS as they're called) are downloaded separately. The emulator reads the ROM file, and activates it. Most emulators have graphic and audio options, for example you can interpolate the screen graphics or toggle between stereo on monaural sound settings. You can also map the control settings and use gaming add-ons, to try to make it feel more like the console your emulator imitates.

I use Snes9x at school every day.

by Hand Hanzo May 2, 2005

hsien-ko

To conceal multiple weapons at one time.

The H is silent in this word. The word is the name of a character in Vampire Savior/Darkstalkers 3 who hid weapons in her dress, and is also the hottest, yet also the most overlooked, video game chick ever.

I don't think you should hsien-ko your knife collection. You'll get caught and arrested by the police.

by Hand Hanzo April 14, 2005

The Clowns

1: A biker gang from the movie AKIRA.
2: The Insane Clown Posse.
3: A term used by a victim of a group of elitist bastards who specifically hates that one victim.

1: "Someone's coming. Maybe it's Kaneda. No! IT'S THE CLOWNS!!" as said by Kaori in AKIRA.
2:Eminem is not "down with the Clowns"
3:The Clowns in 3rd period wouldn't let me play Worms World Party with them anymore.

by Hand Hanzo January 15, 2005

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

spacebarring

When you're playing Worms World Party and somebody presses the spacebar during your turn and makes you fuck up and hurt yourself.

Ahh! Quit spacebarring me!

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005