Hand Hanzo's definitions

sux0rs at lifes0rs

sucks at life. Said to describe somebody who is a failure with no skills or common sense whatsoever.

Elitist bastard: You REACHtard you sux0rs at lifes0rs! Just stop at life, please!
Me: Fuck you!
Elitist Bastard: Fuck your mom!
Me: Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum.
Elitist Bastard: shit...WELL AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK AT CARTOON PORN!
Me: ANIME PORN!! God damn! I hate when you refer to them as cartoons! They are SO much more than that! You're the one who sux0rs at lifes0rs!

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".

Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

spacebarring

When you're playing Worms World Party and somebody presses the spacebar during your turn and makes you fuck up and hurt yourself.

Ahh! Quit spacebarring me!

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

Duck My Sick

A way of saying "Suck my dick" that actually sounds cooler than saying "Suck my dick". Also the name of one of the racehorses on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

This punk ass can duck my sick!

by Hand Hanzo May 18, 2005