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bonous

An erection. Originating from my 2nd period teacher's misspelling of the word 'bonus', another bon- word appeared in my mind: boner. So if a boner is a penis, a bonous is when said penis gets hard.
Look at that dude! He's so old, he needs Viagra just to get a bonous!
by Hand Hanzo April 25, 2005
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fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".
Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"
by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005
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w00tness

A state of maximum happiness. Like when you feel like shouting "w00t!" so loud, that the whole world can hear you.
Rolling with constant w00tness and drinking BooKoo is called BooKoo Style
by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005
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tumor squeal

A more emphasized version of the exclamation "tumor!", used to show great amounts of emotion!
WHOA!! I got a PS2 AND an X-Box? TUMOR SQUEAL!!!!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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gb2

1: An acronym for "GameBreaker 2" from NBA Street Vol. 2, in which an unstoppable team stunt was performed, adding several points to the user's team while taking points away from the user's opponents.

2: an acronym for "go back to", commonly used on 4chan. Usually followed by a letter or word in between two slashes (for example /b/ or /school/), to tell one where to go in the poster's opinion. the two slashes stand for how the letters of 4chan sections are between 2 slashes (like /h/ or /b/), representing how they are shown on the URL.
Example for definition 1:
"Yo! I pulled a phat gb2! Your ass is done!"
Examples for definition 2:
EXAMPLE A
"Futanari doesn't belong on /h/! gb2/d/, n00b!"
EXAMPLE B
"You can't spell worth shit! gb2/school/!"
by Hand Hanzo June 10, 2005
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Mr. Game & Watch

1:The father of all crystal-screen handheld games. Despite being 2-dimensional, Mr. Game & Watch is one hell of a pimp.
2:The 2-dimensional pimp of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Also a way to keep the earth from running out of oil, by taking enemy projectiles and making oil out of them. Carries a mega-arsenal of weapons, and an unlimited supply of sausage.
Watch out! Here come Mr. Game & Watch and his hoes! Fo' shizzle!
by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005
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Luigi

1: The most underrated Nintendo character, and also my favorite. He wears a green shirt with blue overalls, and a green cap with the letter 'L' on it (Although back in SMB1, he wore white with green overalls), and was underrated and overlooked until he got his own game.
2: The best character in Super Smash Bros. Melee, no doubt. Much better, in fact TIMES better than Mario in all aspects of combat, with useful smash moves and devastating aerial attacks.
It's no wonder you have to unlock Luigi, he's so damn good. Fuck Mario, let's give Luigi props for a change.
by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005
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