Hand Hanzo's definitions

bonous

An erection. Originating from my 2nd period teacher's misspelling of the word 'bonus', another bon- word appeared in my mind: boner. So if a boner is a penis, a bonous is when said penis gets hard.

Look at that dude! He's so old, he needs Viagra just to get a bonous!

by Hand Hanzo April 25, 2005

fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".

Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

REACH kid

A kid in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities, a program that goes one step further in proving that Delaware's education is an embarassment. Kids in that program ride short bus and are teased on a daily basis.

The pricks in my 3rd period make fun of me more than anyone makes fun of REACH kids.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

4chan

The best image board in existence. Whether you're there to chat on World4ch, talk about video games, get your daily anime kick, post images of nature and wildlife, show off your art, discuss technology, or bust a nut to some hentai, 4chan is teh r0x. I'm there everyday. You can become popular on 4chan through posting witty comments and uploading images. You can also use a 'tripcode' (# followed by a code or code word), to lower the chance of imposters. The highest quality hentai is posted to 4chan everyday. There are many categories in 4chan, for example /n/ (Nature and Wildlife), /h/ (Hentai), /d/ (Alternative Hentai; for example hentai with tentacle rape or dickgirls in it), /b/ (Random, where you can act like a total idiot and get away with it...extremely fun!), and /c/ (Anime/Cute. Post your kawaii stuff here) There are many more sections, go to 4chan to see for yourself. www.4chan.org

I go to 4chan everyday to look at some hentai and discuss video games.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

suitcasegirl

An infamous collection of guro that involves a girl being mutilated, and then put into a suitcase. Also known as probably the sickest thing on the internet.

I puked after seeing just 1 suitcasegirl pic.

by Hand Hanzo January 16, 2005

Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)

I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

BooKoo

A 24-ounce lemon-lime flavored energy drink made by The Love Factor, Inc. and gives you one hell of a buzz. Also comes in Wild Berry flavor, which tastes like Pepsi Blue. Costs $3, and is available at 7-Eleven.

BooKoo is my energy drink of choice. I drink it all the time.

by Hand Hanzo January 15, 2005