Hand Hanzo's definitions

Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.

Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.

by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

orochi

Mad as hell, to the point of true insanity, losing your mind. To 'go orochi' is a couple degrees above 'snapping'. Named after how in King Of Fighters, various characters would be sometimes consumed by the power of Orochi within them, which made them more powerful and more aggressive.

DAMN! 12 people killed, 20 injured, and the dude didn't even have a weapon! That kid went orochi!

by Hand Hanzo August 30, 2005

w00t juice

Teh l33t h4x0r's crunk juice...instead of mixing an energy drink with an alcoholic beverage, one mixes an energy drink with preferrably caffeinated soda, thus making w00t juice. Called "w00t juice" because it gives you the caffeine-and-sugar-high that makes your brain go 'w00t!'.

BooKoo + Jolt Cola = ultimate w00t juice.

by Hand Hanzo April 21, 2005

taj

The Nuclear Test in Worms World Party. It was given the nickname "Taj" because it's icon looks like the Taj Mahal.

The Full Wormage sux0rs. The pricks in my 3rd period use it, and they just taj and donkey each other to death. It is so ghey!

by Hand Hanzo September 29, 2006

Xenaholic

Somebody who is completely addicted to Xena: Warrior Princess. There are different ranges of Xenaholics. Anybody who watches a couple episodes of Xena a day on DVD would be a mild Xenaholic. However, people who own all 6 seasons on DVD, spend the majority of their time watching and/or worshipping Xena, have Xena posters on their walls, walk around quoting Xena, and even comparing themselves to either Xena or Gabrielle, would be considered heavy Xenaholics. Some Xenaholics may also have interest in Hercules, and probably have a few seasons of that on DVD as well.

My mom and I are both proud Xenaholics. We watch it every day.

by Hand Hanzo March 23, 2005

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Jericho

A gangsta street code, representing what a thug sees and has to go through every day. It stands for

Jealousy
Envy
Reality
Ignorance
Crime
Hate
Obscurity

Snakes, backstabbers, haters, enemies in general, are associated with one of these things when they attack you. If you are true to the thug life, then you have seen a lot of these things and are used to it.

Jonathan: Yo, how you been livin'?
Mike: It's JERICHO 4 life on these cold streets of the muthafuckin' ghetto.
Jonathan: Yeah, I feel you.

by Hand Hanzo August 28, 2005