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have a bloody

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.
Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?
by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005
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furry

1: Any kind of hentai containing anthropomorphic creatures, such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Krystal (Starfox: Adventures), etc. Furry pr0n is very enjoyable, and can also be very hawt.

2: Anyone who looks at such hentai.
Sonic pr0n is what took me over to the furry side. Now I'm furry, and I never want to go back. I am forever hooked on furry pr0n.
by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005
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sux0rs at lifes0rs

sucks at life. Said to describe somebody who is a failure with no skills or common sense whatsoever.
Elitist bastard: You REACHtard you sux0rs at lifes0rs! Just stop at life, please!
Me: Fuck you!
Elitist Bastard: Fuck your mom!
Me: Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum.
Elitist Bastard: shit...WELL AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK AT CARTOON PORN!
Me: ANIME PORN!! God damn! I hate when you refer to them as cartoons! They are SO much more than that! You're the one who sux0rs at lifes0rs!
by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005
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muck

a unique replacement for the non-sexual meanings of the word 'fuck' that sounds really cool. also, mucked, mucking
1: What the muck are you doing? I'm really mucked now.
2: You don't wanna muck with me, buddy.
3: MUCK! I'm stuck on this mucking level!
by Hand Hanzo September 4, 2005
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ABBA

Multitalented musical legends. They have done disco, rock & roll, and probably a few other genres as well. About 25 years later, the songs "Dancing Queen", "Fernando" and "Mamma-Mia" are still heard just about everywhere, but those aren't near their best songs. You hear one of those 3 disco songs, and don't expect them to do rock & roll, right? Well then you're WRONG, because they made rock songs like "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)", "Money, Money, Money", and "Summer Night City"...listen to one of those. Bang your head and thrash around as necessary. Then listen to their pop and disco stuff and get a different vibe. See? See how legendary they are? Most of their songs are amazing, and enjoyable by just about everyone, whether you're an adult who grew up listening to it, a teenager whose parents listened to it growing up, whatever. The power of ABBA touches all.
I listen to ABBA while I play my Sonic games. I listen to ABBA while I play Super Monkey Ball 2. I prefer to listen to ABBA when I'm kicking somebody's hind parts, whether it's in a video game or not. ABBA is great rollerskating music as well. ABBA enhances all performance.
by Hand Hanzo April 3, 2005
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scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.
I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.
by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005
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Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)
I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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