Definitions by Hand Hanzo

scratchy label 

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

scratchy label by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

have a bloody 

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.

Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?

have a bloody by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

Giga Pet 

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.

Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.

Giga Pet by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

Caballerial 

A 360 Fakie Ollie. Named after its creator, Steve Caballero.

Up until Tony Hawk's Underground 2, the Caballerial was just referred to as the "360 Fakie Ollie"

Caballerial by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

REACH kid 

A kid in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities, a program that goes one step further in proving that Delaware's education is an embarassment. Kids in that program ride short bus and are teased on a daily basis.

The pricks in my 3rd period make fun of me more than anyone makes fun of REACH kids.

REACH kid by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

REACHtard 

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

REACHtard by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

The Curse 

Something that happens in the Monkey Bowling 2 minigame of Super Monkey Ball 2. It is when you bowl something that should have been a strike, but there's still one pin standing there.

I got the curse in Super Monkey Ball 2 today while trying to bowl a perfect game.

The Curse by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005