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fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".
Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"
by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005
mugGet the fgsfdsmug.

muck

a unique replacement for the non-sexual meanings of the word 'fuck' that sounds really cool. also, mucked, mucking
1: What the muck are you doing? I'm really mucked now.
2: You don't wanna muck with me, buddy.
3: MUCK! I'm stuck on this mucking level!
by Hand Hanzo September 4, 2005
mugGet the muckmug.

chakram

1: (n) On the show "Xena:Warrior Princess"; a round object that Xena throws around to knock people out.
That was cool when Xena took out her chakram and knocked out a shitload of people at once!
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I gave Turquoise an Omega, and soon she was bouncing off the walls like a chakram.
by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005
mugGet the chakrammug.

Jolt Cola

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.
I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt.
by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005
mugGet the Jolt Colamug.

hsien-ko

To conceal multiple weapons at one time.

The H is silent in this word. The word is the name of a character in Vampire Savior/Darkstalkers 3 who hid weapons in her dress, and is also the hottest, yet also the most overlooked, video game chick ever.
I don't think you should hsien-ko your knife collection. You'll get caught and arrested by the police.
by Hand Hanzo April 14, 2005
mugGet the hsien-komug.

tumor

A general exclamation of emotion. Accompanied by the word "squeal" for more emphasis.
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
mugGet the tumormug.

Mr. Game & Watch

1:The father of all crystal-screen handheld games. Despite being 2-dimensional, Mr. Game & Watch is one hell of a pimp.
2:The 2-dimensional pimp of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Also a way to keep the earth from running out of oil, by taking enemy projectiles and making oil out of them. Carries a mega-arsenal of weapons, and an unlimited supply of sausage.
Watch out! Here come Mr. Game & Watch and his hoes! Fo' shizzle!
by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005
mugGet the Mr. Game & Watchmug.

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