Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short)'s definitions

GMTA

Acronym, stands for: "Great Minds Think Alike".

Used to express to other individuals that you are thinking the same thing as they are.

Person A: "Let's go for a tal' tour."
Person B: "I was just thinking that!"
Person A: "GMTA."

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 14, 2004

Hag

A metaphor for representing women who make it their living to be the biggest bitch possible, symptoms include, cheating, lying, rudeness and a depraved pattern of living.

Person A: that chick with the moon tan is the biggest Hag, she cheated on you with me
Person B: don’t worry man she is just a Hag

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004

DW

Dildo Whip. The act of producing a dildo from self, and assaulting the receiver of the DW by administering a swift blow to the head with said dildo.

Receiver: "Sprung, I mean, she's not that good. like, c'mon guys, she's not everything. Fuck, I'm so hard."

Giver: "DEE-Dub!" *performs standard issue regulation DW*

Onlookers: "Brill."

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) December 13, 2003

OFC

Acronym for Outta fucking control, if an individual or group of people have little or no control and are endangering themselves then they are out of fucking control, an expressive acronym used alongside humour to laugh at ones misfortune.

Person 1: oy diver look at that guy on skis he is OFC
Person 2: fuckin oath

Person 1: Tristan did u shit your pants again from consuming to much alcohol
Person 2: yes can I borrow your towel

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004

Sugarnut

Originally derived from the mishearing of the phrase "shotgun not", in the instance of which, the mishearer may enquire as to what the term means declaring they have mistaken it for 'sugarnut'. In the present day it essentially acts as a general purpose inquiry and is virtually interchangable with "What?".

"What is all this sugarnut shit?"

"Sugarnut?"

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 7, 2004

fld

1. Acronym for 'Fucking Let Down'. Used in the case of a young large slapper, or commonly known as a 'big cat' amongst his allies for using a complete lack of organisation and innitiative at key moments (eg. crap corner in the game of Dallas). Has a history of family disownership, hence the resulting title 'Fucking Let Down'
2. FLD can be used to describe anything that has been built to extreme levels of anticipation but failed to reach that point.
- The Real Direz, Jesus Spaz

Person A: "Yeah... I'm like really good at Dallas. Probably the best you'll ever see"
*Person A does a complete shithouse kick and loses the ball on the roof of the library
Person B (and associates): "F..L..D!"

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 23, 2004

TW

(Acronym for Tumble-Weed) - Derived from motion pictures and TV sitcoms where the exposure of one's social imcompetencies is met by looks of silenced despair. One may hear the fall of a pindrop or the silent howl of the wind during these painful few seconds.

(At a party which isnt exactly 'going off')
Person A:"Yeah... so how 'bout those ducatis eh?"
Person B: "Yeah...."
(Tumbleweed rolls by)
- jesus spaz

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 23, 2004