8 definitions by Hamburger harold
Jerome: I met a dutch girl on tinder, she's 6'4", with an awesome DDD rack and cake! She's coming over to my place next week. (purple demon emoji)
Jack: Lol you only like 5'8", she too big for you dawg, she gon crush you
Jerome: Man, shut yo bitch ass up, I'm gonna slay the titan!
Jack: Lol you only like 5'8", she too big for you dawg, she gon crush you
Jerome: Man, shut yo bitch ass up, I'm gonna slay the titan!
by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021
A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 9, 2021
A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021
Guys who vary from short to average height, always very skinny/low in bodyweight. They tend to be verbally and physically very aggressive in order to compensate for their feeble figure, that of which they closely correlate with their self-worth. They slam their desks when playing video games, curse out their so-called friends, and basically rage at the slightest inconvenience in life. They're usually white, have almost never been beaten as a child, and have absolutely no respect for themselves or anybody else. It's basically the more severe version of napoleon syndrome.
Henry: Yo, I heard slamming and screaming noises the whole night and I'm was on the other side of the hall.
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome
by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021
When a non-white person uses their own race to call out other races(99.99999% of the time white people), of supposed racism or "appropriation", in order to get validation and further a narcissistic agenda.
A narcissist Native American man wakes up one day and decides that he wants to racebait. In a crowded place, a Native American man comes up to a bunch of random ass white people that they've never met and starts bullying them about how they "stole their land" and that they should go back to Europe. The braindead democratic crowd surrounds them and starts shouting at them and bullying at them along with the Native American man.
First of all, Native Americans came from Asia. Second, if you truly hate white people then you might as well hate every other race because that is who is living on "your land" right now.
Third, why is everybody so obsessed with land? In what way does land correlate to your self-worth or innocence? If you feel so connected to a piece of fucking dirt then you might as well take back Africa because that is where you all came from.
STOP BEING A NARCISSISTIC CUNT. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WORTHLESS SHITCUNT.
First of all, Native Americans came from Asia. Second, if you truly hate white people then you might as well hate every other race because that is who is living on "your land" right now.
Third, why is everybody so obsessed with land? In what way does land correlate to your self-worth or innocence? If you feel so connected to a piece of fucking dirt then you might as well take back Africa because that is where you all came from.
STOP BEING A NARCISSISTIC CUNT. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WORTHLESS SHITCUNT.
by Hamburger harold December 12, 2021
To want to fight a bitch ass pussy ass pedophile with the pure intent to destroy the spawns of satan
You know that nigga Bryan Singer, I'm going to fucking curb stomp that pussy ass fuckface retard if I ever meet him. Square up little nigga.
by Hamburger harold October 21, 2021
A dumbass sjw from a western country that talks big shit about a dude from another country and then pussifies when they are confronted in person.
Elon Musk: I challenge Putin to a 1 on 1 fight
Russia: invades the US
Elon Musk: Goes into hiding
Elon Musk is a pussy nigga
Russia: invades the US
Elon Musk: Goes into hiding
Elon Musk is a pussy nigga
by Hamburger harold March 20, 2022