2 definitions by Hail humpty

Humptism is the worship of the great lord humpty , who fell for our sins ,but all the kings horses and all the kings men , couldn't put humpty back together again .
I was gonna convert to humptism but I thought black live's mattered .

Humptism is often represented by an egg or potatoe .

Humptism will reign supreme over the Jews .
by Hail humpty October 14, 2017
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Definition 1 ....A nick name ;for an older lady ; a friends mom.
Definition 2...a sex act ;when you knock the cobwebs from your friends mothers vagina. Preferably one named debbie.
"I hope bobo dont hear me and webbie debbie"

"I think a spider bit my dick when I was doing the webbie debbie"
by Hail humpty February 5, 2020
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