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A human virus is someone who infects everything and everyone around them with their toxic personality. A human virus spends their time collecting gossip about others and then spews it all over every person who happens to come upon them. They love to infect friendships pinning friend against friend, they attack people’s relationships, they spew venom at others accomplishments and tend to throw their judgmental green snot at anyone on their radar who thinks viruses are gross. They also tend to try to infect any organized groups

( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
Willow is a human virus, she spews disease on everyone.

Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
by Haddsm210 February 9, 2019
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Danielle is a girl who is more beautiful than she knows and has a hard time taking a compliment. It sometimes makes people feel sad when she won’t let them compliment her. She is so so funny and has a quick wit but she only shares her funny side with people she trusts. Danielle does not allow very many people into her inner circle, but she still is the kindest most friendly person to everyone she meets. She sees the best in almost everyone. When Danielle does NOT like someone it is because she saw them be cruel. Danielle hates cruelty. Danielle is like a therapist and will hug and support her friends and family when they cry. She wants everyone to feel loved. Sometimes I think Danielles give so much love to her loved ones she sometimes forgets to love herself. Danielles have so much going on they fall short sometimes and feel bad about not being enough for others. Danielle’s need their friends, family and lovers to remind her she is loved. She would rather be told” I love you than you are beautiful.” Danielles are the best. If you don’t have a Danielle I’m sorry, you are missing out.
When I feel sad I call Danielle. You don’t have a Danielle? Well get one.
by Haddsm210 February 8, 2019
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