Habeeb's definitions

pudding sick

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.

Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.

by Habeeb February 1, 2008

Angry Rhinoceros

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.

My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.

by Habeeb September 6, 2007

mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.

"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."

by Habeeb October 16, 2007

ass bunnies

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.

"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"

by Habeeb March 23, 2008

loolex

uber, l33t, cant get any better...

"as loolex as one mortal can be" meaning "fuck u all i pretty much rule"

by HABEEB August 31, 2003

shrekie

master of the n00bz... the one who rule your asses fuckheadz... the big bald green... ub3R L33T...irc jedi... beer devourer... finlandia drinker... totaly cool !

one day i will be so shrekie

by HABEEB September 1, 2003