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Niggarig

To assemble or fix something using very crude manners.
Stems from the words 'Nigga' and 'rig'.
'Nigga' representing one who is most likely black and lives in the ghetto, although not used racistly in this definition.
'Rig' representing how you fixed something (i rigged that up good.)

Niggarig is a very versatile word.

it can also mean something that has been assembled using crude or ghetto techniques.
for example:

To assemble a television antenna using only aluminum foil and tooth picks.

To fix a broken video game controller by duct taping it.

To apply super glue to a broken drinking glass.

used as verb or noun. Perhaps used as an adjective or pronoun if you can figure that one out (the author of this is not an english major).
"I niggarigged my computer to make it work last night"

"Man, that car is a complete niggarig."

"God damn Aaron, Yo bike is strait up niggarigged."
by Habeeb May 15, 2006
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abraham

A replacement for the commonly used insult of "Jew", it can be used freely without fear of offending a possible nearby Jewish individual.

It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.
Billy: "Hey Johnny, can i bum a dollar homie?"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"
by Habeeb December 18, 2006
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ass bunnies

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.
"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"
by Habeeb March 23, 2008
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mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
by Habeeb October 16, 2007
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Angry Rhinoceros

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.
by Habeeb September 6, 2007
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Cabin Fever

Perhaps the best, and possibly the worst movie of all time.

In the film, and odd water-based disease runs rampid, making Cabin Fever look and feel like a horror film.

The movie includes everything a good movie should have... sex, violence, nudity, racial discrimination, and nasty death shots.

This movie also includes everything the worst movie in the world has... Typical teen cliches, a full half hour of boringness, and stupid plot.

released in 2002, it was immediately hated by most, and loved by many.

so lame.
Wow Cabin Fever was the worst film I have ever seen...ever... lets go see it again!
by Habeeb May 15, 2006
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