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A replacement for the commonly used insult of "Jew", it can be used freely without fear of offending a possible nearby Jewish individual.
It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.
It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.
Billy: "Hey Johnny, can i bum a dollar homie?"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"
by Habeeb December 18, 2006
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a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.
Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.
Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.
A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.
African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.
a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.
Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.
Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.
A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.
African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.
by Habeeb May 15, 2006
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It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.
by Habeeb September 6, 2007
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by HABEEB September 1, 2003
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Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.
It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.
It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."
"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."
"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
by Habeeb October 16, 2007
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