5 definitions by HOTTO DOGU
An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...
Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.
Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.
If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
by HOTTO DOGU March 20, 2018