5 definitions by HA_13

chunk pumper

Any friend that will fuck a fat girl, to take one for the team.

Last night, Tommy drew the small stray and was the designated chunk pumper for the night.

by HA_13 September 22, 2015

Ball Noshing

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.

" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"

by HA_13 May 4, 2014

dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

by HA_13 September 22, 2015

Cum Chuckles

When one has uncontrollable giggling or chuckling after having an orgasm. Similar to the giggles one gets after smoking good cannabis.

"Damn. What are you even giggling about? Do you have the Cum Chuckles or something?"

by HA_13 May 29, 2014

Fonzie thumb

When someone slips a thumb into your butthole by accident or on purpose causing you to yell, "AYE!".

"Aye!" Get your thumb away from my asshole. You and your damn Fonzie thumb.

by HA_13 October 1, 2015