2 definitions by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND

Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.

Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 27, 2022

Jack Murphy

An absolute dickhead, bullys kids with tourettes and hands out detentions when he feels bullied.

e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"

fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"

fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND September 15, 2021