2 definitions by Guzzijoej1971

The act of having your hand so far up a strippers vagina, it's like your operating a puppet.
Josh had his hand so far up that strippers vagina, she looked like a puppet and he was a strippeteer
by Guzzijoej1971 December 1, 2013
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The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
by Guzzijoej1971 December 1, 2013
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