Gumba Gumba's definitions

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

geyser

1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released

"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

pt

See Personal Trainer

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

pussah

A purposeful mispronounciation of Pussy, used in the sense of getting laid.

Ahm gettin' sum pussah!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

custom and tradition

(n.) What has been done for a very long time, although rarely recorded. Custom and tradition can often over-rule statute law.

An example of custom and tradition is leaving newspapers outside a newsagents' in the early morning, allowing them to be taken by passers by. The delivery company does not have to change its' ways legally because ti falls under custom and tradition, and this practice dates back to the first instances of newspapers in the western world.

by Gumba Gumba June 3, 2004

hexen

1995 DOOM clone, used for the finals of some doom competition held by microsoft that year.

Hexen was sooooo better than Quake.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

make love not war

A bullshit hippy catchphrase trying to get people to fuck their wives instead of killing people. Obviously, these people are unaware that there are plenty of prostitutes in wherever the war is occuring, willing to give sucky sucky for as little as ten dolla, or even five dolla. The hookers are better because they love you long time, unless you are muy beau coup.

I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.

Monogamy sucks

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004