Gumba Gumba's definitions

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Joy ride

To use a vehicle that is most likely not yours to pass time by driving it on a random route. Usually stealing the vehicle is part of the joyride. Most joyrides involve some form of law-breaking such as speeding, wreckless endangerment etc.

Joy Ride a ford escort.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

bitch slap

Open handed strike delivered to people of far inferior physical size or strength to show they are not worthy of the time it takes to bunch up a fist and hit hard when a simple slap will do.

bitch slap yo' ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 17, 2006

terminator

Used to describe anyone of similar appearance to Arnold in the movie series. Generally someone tall, muscular, expressionless, dressed in black leather, rides a fatboy and/or has a deep German/Austrian/ Hungarian accent. Also someone who does not waste time with meaningless words or has automatic responses.

Check out the terminator over there...

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

hunters' orange

(n.) Outerwear for hunters that is a bright, reflective orange, disallowing them to be shot by other hunters.

I dress in hunters' orange all the time.

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

hammer and sickle

(n.) The symbol of communism. Consisted of a hammer and sickle crossing eachother at 45 degree angles, facing opposite directions. The hammer was to represent the town workers, while the sickle represented agricultural workers.

some little pinko misanthrope bastard drew a hammer and sickle on my car windshield this morning, how I shall make his buttocks hurt....

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fake orgasm

When (usually a woman) pretends to reach orgasm to make their sexual partner feel better.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004