1 definition by GumSan
A mixed drink consisting of equal parts chocolate milk and Hennessy Black cognac. In other parts of the world, it is known as a "lumumba" and "tote tante" (dead aunt), the term "crunk juice" is used mainly by rural cosmopolitans in the United States.
Yo Dawg, I'm done drinking microbrew...mix me up some crunk juice and we'll get this party started for real!
by GumSan January 15, 2012