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sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.
This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.
by Guido1 December 16, 2009
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burn up

1. What you say to someone when you want them to go away.
2. To catch of fire.
3. To make someone very angry.
I am so fricking tired of you, just go burn up.
by Guido1 March 11, 2008
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cumdemonium

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.
Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.
by Guido1 March 11, 2008
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boytit

Boytit is a natural occurring condition in males during puberty. It generally occurs between the ages of 12 to 24 in young males. It is usually discovered by feeling a button-like mass under one or both nipples. It can be painful if bumped or pinched hard by some jerk friend. It is caused by a hormonal imbalance that naturally occurs in adolescence. Many boys panic when the condition is discovered, and think they have breast cancer. The condition is benign and clears up over time when the balance of hormones normalize. This condition is not the same as gynecomastia but can occur at the same time.
Dude, fucking stop twisting my nipples, it fucking hurts like a bitch, I got boytit real bad.
by Guido1 March 3, 2008
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cyberphile

A coined word hybridizing cyber cybernetics and phil (philo), Greek meaning loving. Basically meaning the love of all cool electronic comunication devices.
That kid has a computer, IPOD, PDA, I Phone, laptop, and a GPS, what a cyberphile.
by Guido1 March 15, 2008
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short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
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implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.
Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
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