Guido1's definitions

bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009

chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.

I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.

by Guido1 February 23, 2011

pseudosexual

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.

A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

cumdemonium

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.

Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

rofgfa

Rolling on floor gasping for air.

When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!

by Guido1 January 27, 2012

fartelicious

A very good smelling fart of your own creation that you share the aroma with your favorite person while lyao.

Dude, why are you rolling down the window, that was fartelicious.

by Guido1 September 27, 2011

President-at-large

Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.

President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.

by Guido1 April 19, 2009