119 definitions by Guido1

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
A person who cannot function without an electronic gadget, as a smart phone, netbook, iPad. or some other eDevice,
Tell me if you can find any middle or high schooler that is not a gadget-holic.
by Guido1 February 05, 2010
To gloat at another's worst luck: malicious and even sadistic pleasure in some other person's horrible misfortune.
German and American car companies have given new meaning to schadenfreudeing, over Toyota's miscalulation.
by Guido1 February 04, 2010
Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.
Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.
President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.
by Guido1 April 19, 2009
Informal inflation index "voted upon" by "short" and "long" day-traders in global market. Roughly a measure of inflationary forces vs deflationary monetary assets. Some of the obvious indicators are called the Dow, Nasdaq, and the Standard and Poors. Calculated roughly as the inverse of the monetary symbol, as in the US, the dollar.
Stockflation has become the modern mantra for the illusion of wealth.
by Guido1 September 18, 2008
Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.
Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I will scootcommute.
by Guido1 June 17, 2008
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