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rofgfa

Rolling on floor gasping for air.
When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!
by Guido1 January 27, 2012
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chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.
I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.
by Guido1 February 23, 2011
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pseudosexual

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.
A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.
by Guido1 March 8, 2008
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bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.
Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
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cumdemonium

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.
Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.
by Guido1 March 11, 2008
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I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.
I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.
by Guido1 January 7, 2011
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neopseudotic

A word combining: neo (new), pseudo (false), and idiotic.
Generally, an idea or thought process, that is represented as a novel, unique, or a new way of viewing some subject or person; however, that view is fundamentally wrong, flawed, or misrepresented and is usually nonsencical.
I listened to Rush Limbaugh and found that most of his remarks were neopseudotic.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
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