schadenfreudeing

To gloat at another's worst luck: malicious and even sadistic pleasure in some other person's horrible misfortune.
German and American car companies have given new meaning to schadenfreudeing, over Toyota's miscalulation.
by Guido1 February 04, 2010
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mouthbot

Someone who mimics the actions of another, usually verbally. Origin in child's play where one child mimics another in real time, just to annoy. Can be used as an action verb, or as a noun for denotation.
I love the Tea Party, they are always mouthbotting each other, ha ... /sarc ...
by Guido1 November 03, 2013
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dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.
Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.
by Guido1 March 03, 2008
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atacolips

A name for a person who likes to eat tacos.
Man when it comes to Mexican food, I am the biggest atacolips.
by Guido1 March 07, 2008
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adult tweens

Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.
It sucks, we can die serving our country, but under the law we are still adult tweens.
by Guido1 November 29, 2011
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gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.
Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
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dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
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