Guido1's definitions

nebulous

Foggy, cloudy, unclear, off the wall, random.

So, you want me to be your outerfriend; are you sure (why) you are clear on that, or are you just sending me so sort of nebulous sexual message?

by Guido1 November 16, 2010

bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009

robo dialed

When you get a cheesy auto dialed call telling you that your car warranty has expired, when you don't even own one.

I got robo dialed the other day, and screamed into the mouthpiece until I was disconnected, grrrr.

by Guido1 May 15, 2009

inline rollerblading

Inline rollerblading is considered to be an extreme sport. The origin of inline roller skates goes back to the old strap-on skates of the 1930's. Somewhat improved in later years, with dual plastic wheels, and worn indoors in what were called indoor roller rinks; however, skating on wheels did not really come of age until the advent of the modern aggressive roller blades. Aggressive skates are computer designed for speed, lightness, durability, style, and visual appeal. These are a variation of inline skates; thus, inline rollerblading. Aggressive skates are worn on the streets side by side with skateboarders. Skaters (inline rollerbladers) are ofter seen by "true skaters" (skateboarders) as a nuisance tag-a-longs because the skate style is so similar, and use the same terrain and facilities (skate parks). Both do air manuevers and grind rails, curbs and similar objects. Skateboarders, rollerbladers, and BMXers do not mix well, although very often, each individual is either equally skilled in at least two extreme sports, or in all five. It is a very curious thing, that should be investigated by professionals. However, some members of the extreme sport culture, can "cross-over" and still be accpted by the youth extreme sport cult, as Shaun White. However, skateboarder Ryan Sheckler, wouldn't be caught dead with a pair of fruit boots (roller blades) on, although he would be damn good at it, and he knows that.

Man, I love skateboarding; I would like to try inline rollerblading, but I would ever put on a pair of fruit boots.

by Guido1 March 5, 2008

rofgfa

Rolling on floor gasping for air.

When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!

by Guido1 January 27, 2012

not being rude, but;

A way to get a point across to someone who you already know has a strong opinion and is likely not even going to listen to what you have to say about a subject matter.

Not being rude, but; I think you should really learn to talk less and listen more.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010

humobot

A specific human form of a robot that functions and moves like a human being and is also capable of full sensory robotic telepresence.

The next American that walks on the Moon or any other space body, is likely to be a humobot.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010