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dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.
Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.
by Guido1 November 9, 2010
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Tiagra

TigerWoods' male enhancement formula that really works!
Man I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of that Tiagra stuff.
by Guido1 December 28, 2009
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clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.
Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
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special favors

Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.
Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.
by Guido1 April 1, 2009
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quasi-avatar

Basically meaning something that resembles a virtual character such as a created character via cyberspace. Online role playing virtual environments as Second Life use avatars to portray life-like characters. Avatar has its origin in the Hindu religion as depicting role playing gods, hence a possible dualistic meaning, also.
Bobby plays so many role playing internet games, that sometimes I think he is a real life quasi-avatar.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.
Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.
by Guido1 May 5, 2008
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dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
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