Guido1's definitions

electro-motivated

Persons that are only motivated to do a task when it involves high-tech electronic communication devices.

If you want to get in the computer lab, you must be electro-motivated to do so.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

econobabble

New self-coined word used to describe the self proclaimed wisdom of all the present day pseudo-economists. They have 100 bogus reasons for what just happened, and just as many for what didn't happen. Kind of like watching sports announcers, during a game, hamming up the leading team and acting like they knew what was going to happen all the time--when they didn't have a clue.

I get so tired of reading all the so-called "experts" on the economy, when in reality it is all just econobabble.

by Guido1 April 2, 2008

beer diplomacy

When two or more parties are in a dispute, and agree to solve their differences around containers of beer.

President Obama is the first Commander-in-Chief to use beer diplomacy to settle domestic disputes.

by Guido1 August 2, 2009

digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.

I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

scootcommute

Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.

Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I will scootcommute.

by Guido1 June 18, 2008

gamerboy

Usually a K-12 or college aged male, who's life is centered totally on video gaming. Mostly addicted to online games, and is totally owned by at least one like World of Warcraft. Usually look pathetic and seldom change clothes because they never go to bed, spend all their money on gamecards and newer games. Own computers that have names, and whos video cards cost more than the family's rent payment. Are also asexual because they don't have time to eat, and their bodies never mature.

My best friend is a gamerboy, I think the last time he was out in the sun was a year ago.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.

Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

by Guido1 May 21, 2009