Definitions by Grossguy

Welnch 

The pussy abscess from a spider-bite on a man's penis.

Man 1 - "Dude, I got such a welnch!"

Man 2 - "Ohh! That sucks so bad!"

Man 1 - "The puss smells bad when it leaks.."

Welnch by Grossguy April 27, 2011