1 definition by Grinzold56

The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.

Of course its a german invention
"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"

"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
by Grinzold56 January 31, 2020
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