When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.
Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.
While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.
Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.
When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.
Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.
After you 'do' an anonymous dude, the next morning you poop on his pillow before he wakes up and then sit in the corner with a sad face....in Montana.
I used to get so angry when Greg would leave me a Frisky Puppy.
When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.
When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"
When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.
Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.
While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.
Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.