59 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

ManWolfBear

A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.

ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Charlie Hole

Another name for the ass hole

Dave: Bobby, I've got a right itchy Charlie Hole

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Razzy Poke

To inappropriately poke things up your ass

That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke

by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair

Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019