4 definitions by GreetingsADM
I'm going to ask the Sommaltier if I should choose the Colt or the Maddog as a compliement to my beef jerky.
by GreetingsADM September 20, 2016
When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018
Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.
"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."
by GreetingsADM August 2, 2015
The act of complaining with others as a part of a joint complaint or standard complaint without the motivation or ability to do anything about what they are complaining about. A Portmanteau of commiserate and jizz (from circlejerk).
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.
Person 1: "Chicago is a tumor on the rest of IL"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"
by GreetingsADM June 5, 2018