3 definitions by Greenknight9000
When your cumshot ascends, it reaches a level of intensity that it acts like a blast, rather than a shot.
A cumshot can be defined as a nutblast if it meets one or two of the following:
• The spread of the shot is much wider than what it usually is
• It feels much heavier and comes out in a larger amount than usual
• The orgasm makes you instantly roll your eyes back into a full ahegao and takes all the energy out of you for an extended period of time
A cumshot can be defined as a nutblast if it meets one or two of the following:
• The spread of the shot is much wider than what it usually is
• It feels much heavier and comes out in a larger amount than usual
• The orgasm makes you instantly roll your eyes back into a full ahegao and takes all the energy out of you for an extended period of time
Dude 1: "I was jerking off to some really kinky shit, and then they turned the raunchy levels up to 11, I nutblasted so hard I was paralysed for like 15 minutes!"
Dude 2: "Bro wtf"
Dude 2: "Bro wtf"
by Greenknight9000 April 6, 2020
A phrase delivered by the legendary Dan Forden who appears in the Mortal Kombat games to let you know you just got/are getting your ass clapped by your opponent. This first appeared in Mortal Kombat II as an occasional Easter Egg whenever someone delivered an uppercut or is killed by Scorpion's "Toasty!" fatality; this is also the key to triggering the hidden Smoke fight by pushing Down and Start on the Portal stage when Dan says "Toasty!"
Player 1 jumps forward towards Player 2, who swiftly responds with a well-timed uppercut, prompting Dan Forden to come up and say "Toasty!"
Player 1: "Damn, Dan!"
Player 1: "Damn, Dan!"
by Greenknight9000 November 30, 2022
When you're about to bust a nut and then the feeling suddenly vanishes with no cumshot with your dick going limp and forcing you to wait to get hard again
Guy 1: "I was about to shoot my load all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could resume!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"
by Greenknight9000 March 17, 2020