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A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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A simusaey is a man that experienced the very unfortunate event of Balkan racism mode after losing a match in roblox football against a man of colour. Because of this, he developed Lithuanian ball cancer which made him die in about 85 hours, 36 minutes, 98 seconds, 105 ping and 12 beagle hounds. Some accounts say that he was also a beagle hound at the site of his death.
That guy is a simusaey, he had intercourse with my step dog.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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This is a very unpopular man from the middle ages, he baked eggs up my ass because my penis was bulging just a bit too much.
John: "Ugnius Makarovas has a small but massive incest dog cancer"
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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