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3 definitions by Greek

 
1.
An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool
Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.
by Greek November 01, 2005
 
2.
Dick on your face. When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.
That girl kept on talking so I had to doyf her. I doyfed her last night.
by Greek November 02, 2005
 
3.
A male whose behaviour is similar to a female that acts like a guy. The feminist ideal of what a male role model should be.
Phil Donahue
by Greek December 13, 2003