31 definitions by Grant Hansen
When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
by Grant Hansen June 7, 2018
A term used after someone ejaculates in such a large quantity - the general rule is over 100cm squared - that would require a pipe to transport the spilled load deep underground via a Salime Ranal.
This word can also be used to call a male individual a horny slut.
This word can also be used to call a male individual a horny slut.
“Ugh! I checked my mass balance! We’re going to need a Salime Ranal!”
Shut the fuck up mate! You Fucking Salime Ranal
Shut the fuck up mate! You Fucking Salime Ranal
by Grant Hansen June 4, 2018
The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018
The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
“Word up homies”
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
The action of violently punching your cock and balls until you cum.
If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.
If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018
A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018