2 definitions by Grandpa Olives

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.
Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous
by Grandpa Olives February 9, 2023
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When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps
by Grandpa Olives February 9, 2023
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