12 definitions by GrandSider

Gorilla Simpin

1| An aggresive and/or violent way that a simp acts to attract a girl

Boy: *Hits girl* *calls her a b#tch*
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though

by GrandSider August 8, 2020

smash master 2000

An automatic machine that forces 13 year old boys named Moises and Andrew suck each other soft

I heard my local kids got put in the smash master 2000

by GrandSider November 6, 2020

moisesisreallygood

This is the most epic of all usernames

moisesisreallygood

by GrandSider November 6, 2020

Twerk krab

Mr crab hot hebtwerking on mase hrd pP he be wet tho in dem paities

Mr krab twerk omn my thighs
Twerk krab

by GrandSider November 22, 2020

pp eater 8000

An automatic machine who chops off 14 year olds pp’s off; used commonly on kids named Jason, Jayden, or Andrew.

Andrew; oh me pp eater 8000 is so nice I’m finna stick my post in it

by GrandSider November 6, 2020

Ear Job

1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White

*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*

by GrandSider August 8, 2020

Pp wet

Pp wet like a watering hose when white cream shoots out

Me Pp wet
My gf Uggghhg daddauy you hot 😫😖😫😫😫😫

by GrandSider November 22, 2020