2 definitions by Gramma Plopwell

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

puddin' stache

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez', A man takes his fingers containing moisture from his fromunda region and wipes them across an unsuspecting victim's upper lip.

After not showering for days, Bill thought it humorous to give Bob a nasty puddin' stache he could smell for hours.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008