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Henrik Moe (Commonly referred to as Moe, Moey, and the Moe Monster), Is one of the strongest being in the multiverse. He is mentioned in page 435 in the bible as the god of gods. He has a Humongous penis, which has gotten the name from greek mythology, "The Biolizard." This is due to its massive size and strength, he can lift over 10,000,000 tons with his penis alone.
God praise the Moe Monster!
I love Henrik Moe
by Grøttihunter55 November 22, 2022
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A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger
by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022
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Sasha Johannsen is the strongest being in the universe, he can fly and stop time and he has very strong speed punching which hurts very bad
help me sasha johansen is hitting me and it totally hurts very bad
by Grøttihunter55 November 22, 2022
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