" I saw him too, what a guff."
"I was talking to Brad at work, when he asked me if I wanted some of this guff he was eating; I was like, hell no.""
"I came home and dad was pulling this guff from the drain, pretty rank stuff."
"Yeah, she looked like guff yesterday."
Randomer 1 "I put his guff in my guff and it felt like guff from Jack."
Randomer 2 " You sound like a gay guff."
Randomer 1 " How is liking guff gay?"