34 definitions by Goosey Goose

Blacksnake Moan

A porn movie that could have been made about women getting pounded by a black dude with a horse dick.

I watched Blacksnake Moan and felt really substandard.

by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020

Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

by Goosey Goose June 4, 2011

Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.

I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.

by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020

Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 18, 2023

Fellatio Fever

A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.

I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!

by Goosey Goose August 18, 2020

Ejacko’lantern

What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.

This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021

Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

by Goosey Goose January 8, 2011